i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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