maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
nutella sex= disaster
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
