If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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