On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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