This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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