By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
