i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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