i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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