Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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