Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I seem to have left my pride at pride
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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