Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
