My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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