I wanna bring you to show and tell
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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