Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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