Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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