She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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