so explain again why im purple
no
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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