Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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