I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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