You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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