I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
And then he peed in my hair
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