If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
