I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
