so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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