Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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