i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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