yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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