So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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