eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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