Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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