discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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