How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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