Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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