Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Sorry about my life...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
