i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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