"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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