using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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