So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
