So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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