Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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