Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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