I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Randomize
