we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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