it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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