We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
