I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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