I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
there is glitter all over my balls
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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