I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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