what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
As shirtless as possible
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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