When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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