brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Randomize
